Critically Endangered, 99 pounds, 4’ 3” tall, insectitarian and frugivore.
Looking for: Looking for my ride or die.
I am on a 24/7 raw food cleanse - eating bugs with sticks, slurping water from leaves, and I make a mean fruit and termite salad. I can also DIY anything - I can make an umbrella out of leaf in five minutes flat.
I have an 8 year old and lookin’ to make more. Because let’s be honest, there’s not a lot of us left.
Loves: gingers, big cheeks, bananas
Hates: bulldozers, palm oil, poachers